ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the next six weeks, your popularity rating is going to rise. No doubt about it. Everyone will want to see your puss. Accept all invitations. Enjoy the company of others. Join clubs, groups and professional associations — or take a class. Talk to people about your future goals.
In my Drake voice *Nooooo don’t do it. Please don’t do it.”. Okay I know that puss means face. But why didn’t the author just say face? I’m glad I’m not an Aries. I don’t let everyone see my puss unless I’m getting paid.
*If you’re offended by my juvenile sense of humor, please kill yourself.*
P.S. Do NOT do a Google image search for “slutty Aries” with your family filter turned off. I did while looking for a featured image and I’m telling you, nooooo don’t do it. Please don’t do it.
