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Meta Smith Presents: Adulterous by Anais
Meet Madison. On the surface, she’s got it all: she’s young,... read more
Whip Appeal
Ebony Knight was raised by her mother to be on the lookout for the score, The... read more
Heaven’s Fury
Heaven Diaz was raised by her abuela to be a good Catholic girl. But nothing... read more
These Are My Confessions
Sizzling hot and soulful secret “confessions” from four of the most... read more
Queen of Miami
First thing I learned when I hit this town: You keep its night thing going, and... read more
The Rolexxx Club
When Dez begins working as a dancer at Miami´s famous Rolexxx Club, she merely... read more
Author Archives: metasmith
Music I Wrote to Today
Sometimes I write in silence. Sometimes I write with the TV droning in the background. Sometimes I write with my son in my face. Today I wrote to music. The music I wrote to could have very well have been the playlist in a BDSM dungeon. That shouldn’t surprise anyone that really knows me. But no, I don’t have anyone tied up like a gimp in my closet today, and I’m not writing another book about Ebony Knight, the dominatrix …
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Eww That’s Nasty – Aries Horoscope
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the next six weeks, your popularity rating is going to rise. No doubt about it. Everyone will want to see your puss. Accept all invitations. Enjoy the company of others. Join clubs, groups and professional associations — or take a class. Talk to people about your future goals. In my Drake voice *Nooooo don’t do it. Please don’t do it.”. Okay I know that puss means face. But why didn’t the author just say face? …
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Happy MLK Day!
Because nothing says “civil rights movement” like blondes in bikinis.
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Ode to the Bouncer
Ooh, let me in or I’ll get physical with you! I just gotta dance right now, it’s critical to do! All in all I know you’re just another prick at the door! I love this video and this song. I love to party and I love cartoons as everyone knows, plus I’ve felt this way one of the few times I haven’t been able to get into a party. How could I not love this song? So, I’m sending it …
Saturday Afternoon Sounds
What’s in my audio deck this gorgeous Saturday afternoon? Here’s a dirty dozen… The Next Movement – The Roots Get By – Talib Kweli Respiration – Black Star ft. Common Ms. Fat Booty – Mos Def Luck of Lucien – Tribe Called Quest Case of the PTA – Leaders of the New School DWYCK – Gangstarr & Nice and Smooth Le Bien, Le Mal – Gangstarr & McSolaar Inch’allah – McSolaar Cha Cha …
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Abusive Relationship – I Want My Old Man Back
*NOTE* The following is a repost of a blog that was originally posted on MySpace (remember them?) November 15, 2006. I wish I could say that things got better, but they didn’t. I guess the Industry didn’t hear my cry for help. Current mood:nostalgic I’ve got a secret. It’s some shit I’ve been wanting to get off my chest for a long time, but I just haven’t had the opportunity to say. I’m in an abusive relationship. I’m not some …
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Video: How I Became An Author
The literary industry certainly has changed over the last 5 years. This is how I got in, but things are definitely different these days. I will be sharing more of my knowledge of the publishing industry and how you can make your mark as a writer in the days to come, so stay tuned!
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Men’s Journal Collection Pop-Up Opening
Men’s Journal magazine opened an interactive retail showcase in the 900 North Michigan Shops hosting its “Chicago Men of the Year” for a fun cocktail party in a cute pop-up shop and I was there. They had me at men. The Men of the Year honorees included the go-to guy for clubs and restaurants Billy Dec; Chicago Bear Matt Forte; Ryan Chiaverini, Roe Conn and Mark DeCarlo of ABC-TV’s Windy City Live; ABC7 news anchor Marc Giangreco; Tim King, founder and …
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La Grace, Part Deux
This morning I woke up feeling like this! C’est lui par moi, moi par lui, dans la vie, ll me I’a dit, I’a jure pour la vie, et des que je I’apercois, alors je sens en moi, mon coeur qui bat! I may even put on gold eyeshadow and my bathrobe and do an impromptu show in my bathroom. P.S. Lady Gaga I know you think you’re the lovechild of Grace but you’re not. See me when you disappear into a cloud of smoke …
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La Grace
I adore Grace Jones. To me she is one of the most beautiful, unique & stylish women to ever bless the Earth with her presence. So naturally, this is one of my favorite Christmas carols. Gosh I wish this box was on its way to my house! Enjoy!
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